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INSPIRATIONAL SPEAKER & PHILANTHROPIST SPOKESMODEL
in feb 2020, wieden+kennedy invited me to interview director melina matsoukas alongside karrelle dixon to discuss her film “queen & slim.” she said i asked great questions.
in feb 2019, i was invited to speak on a friday forum alumni panel for brandcenter:
could it have gone better? sure. did i inspire and encourage young adult minds? ok. did i make too many vibrator jokes? subjective. have i been able to locate it despite scouring both light and dark internets? no. will i be invited to speak again? well, dear reader, that’s a gamble you’ve gotta be bold enough to take.
as punishment for my actions, brandcenter chose this still for my debut in philanthropy spokesmodeling.
it be ya own.
my poetry has been published in one (1) literary magazine and i’m very proud of that. it’s like i’m exclusive instead of untalented.
skinny dipper magazine, lynn nakamura
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