“Wow. Wonder who wrote this description.”
—Jarród Higgins, boss
“She’s one of the best f***ing speakers at this school.”—Peter Coughter, professor
“Oh, God. Here comes trouble.”–Scott Witthaus, professor
“Go away.”–Wayne Gibson, tormentor and dry erase board eraser thrower
spelled with a ch, not a k.
ends in -ta, not -ina.
my mom’s a minister. my dad wanted me to be a
i grew up in a cornfield nestled between the bible belt and the rust belt. i spent my whole life trying to get out. now, in every new city, i keep hunting for little pieces of home.
if copywriting falls through, i’m gonna finally transform into the suburban housewife of my dreams, forever wandering the aisles of Liminal Target™, humming along to the U2 pumped through the speakers.
this is your last year to nomiate me for a 30 under 30 so like, you should do it.