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NOT ADS A.K.A. THAT AIN’T SH*T
INSPIRATIONAL SPEAKER & PHILANTHROPIST SPOKESMODEL
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in feb 2020, wieden+kennedy invited me to interview director melina matsoukas alongside karrelle dixon. she said i asked great questions. yes, i’m bragging. ![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/93af73af01876b2f52d1e2c26301e4e5117857f6822676ef8383ad658940dc0f/0.jpg)
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in feb 2019, i was invited to speak on a friday forum alumni panel for brandcenter:
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could it have gone better? sure. did i inspire and encourage young adult minds? ok. did i make too many vibrator jokes? subjective. have i been able to locate it despite scouring both light and dark internets? no. will i be invited to speak again? well, dear reader, that’s a gamble you’ve gotta be bold enough to take.
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as punishment for my actions, brandcenter chose this still for my debut in philanthropy spokesmodeling.
it be ya own.
REGULAR WRITING
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2018 SUPERBOWL TWEETS
the superbowl is every advertiser’s major religious holiday. i live-tweeted the ads for brandcenter. shade was thrown. celebrities were dragged. wigs were snatched.
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