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INSPIRATIONAL SPEAKER & PHILANTHROPIST SPOKESMODEL
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in feb 2020, wieden+kennedy invited me to interview director melina matsoukas alongside karrelle dixon. she said i asked great questions. yes, i’m bragging. 
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in feb 2019, i was invited to speak on a friday forum alumni panel for brandcenter:
could it have gone better? sure. did i inspire and encourage young adult minds? ok. did i make too many vibrator jokes? subjective. have i been able to locate it despite scouring both light and dark internets? no. will i be invited to speak again? well, dear reader, that’s a gamble you’ve gotta be bold enough to take.
as punishment for my actions, brandcenter chose this still for my debut in philanthropy spokesmodeling.
it be ya own.
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skinny dipper magazine, lynn nakamura2018 SUPERBOWL TWEETS
the superbowl is every advertiser’s major religious holiday. i live-tweeted the ads for brandcenter. shade was thrown. celebrities were dragged. wigs were snatched.
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